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Zero Punctuation: Tomb Raider Underworld

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10 months 2 weeks ago • 4799 views

tags: Yahtzee, fully, ramblomatic, tomb raider, trunderworld, Laura Croft, boobs

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This week Zero Punctuation gives the old girl another chance and reviews Tomb Raider: Underworld.

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You'd think the least a show about cinematics could do (I'm looking at you, Unskippable) is level their own audio so you don't get blasted out of your chair by random bursts of volume.

If you even bothered to watch, turn your speakers down at around 5:10.

written by Kevlar

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Upvote for "I'm Mr. Brain Hat"

written by Payback

| 10 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Upvote for "you die a lot because the camera's being operated by 8 year old autistic child hooked up to an IV full of sherbert"

written by faceman

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Michael Atkinson is a Christian Australian politician responsible for Australia being the only Western nation to ban games like Fallout 3 because they're supposedly adult oriented.

Fallout 3 had "simulated drug use" in the form of medical items that boost your abilities, but if you use them too much, your character gets addicted.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/articles/fallout-continues-from-ban-on-game/2008/07/15/1215887586091.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Atkinson

written by chilaxe

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HOLY CRAP will the Escapist just give up with Unskippable? Really, the two ads they've had have been TERRIBLE... I mean, really, they are the sort of thing you find on youtube where a couple of 12 year olds have done voice overs with terrible microphones that came with their webcams.

They are not funny, not witty, not in any way intelligent or original.

Let it die, stop trying to make it successful, it NEVER WILL BE.

written by spoco2

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"This is NOT appropriate conflict resolution!"

Best line I've heard in his past few reviews!

written by brycewi19

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Paper plate Lara?

fap, fap, f...

written by enemycombatant | 10 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Sadly, I think this will be the first one that I don't auto upvote... Getting rid of Unskippable would help, but otherwise I think these are getting played out. Prove me wrong, Yahtzee!

written by Sketch

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Unskippable? What the hell is Unskippa...oohhhhhhh, you people actually watch the crap AFTER Yahtzee's review.

written by digitalbombdog | 10 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Wow, Unskippable is horrifically bad.

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>> ^faceman:
Upvote for "you die a lot because the camera's being operated by 8 year old autistic child hooked up to an IV full of sherbert"

The main reason it took me a month to finish the game was I'd get fed up with the horrific camera movement and walk away for days. Note to the TR devs: Make the camera a fixed distance and have it not clip on object, end of problem! Is that so hard, it's been 9 games and you haven't figured that out yet?

Yahtzee may be right that Lara's jublees are the selling point for pubescent males, but I'm in my 30s, I got it because I like the games, and the Crystal Dynamics TR games have been the best of the series.

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Who is that guy at 1:49? His face constantly comes up in ZP reviews but I've no idea who he is. The name Michael Atkinson comes up a lot but that face doesn't look like this guy:
http://www.ministers.sa.gov.au/ministers.php?id=7

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Probably has my favorite quote Yahtzee's managed yet: "Shorter than a documentary of French war heroes."
(relax, my wife is French)

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