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god,gods plan,birth,conception,miracle,special love time Where do babies come from? A Christian sex ed videoWhere do babies come from? A Christian sex ed videotags:Yes, kids. Boys and girls really are different. Cheeeeeesy. You just have to watch it. "It's gonna hurt a lot I bet... your vagina! That's so sick!"
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"Daddy, where do babies come from?"
"Well, you see, son, when a pawn advances all the way to the opposite end of the board..."
My explanation to my future kids:
"Daddy was too drunk to pull out and unload you on your mother's tits"
Just to play the devil's advocate, Seph, it might not be necessary, but why not give them a more detailed explanation? I learned about the human reproductive process when I was in 2nd grade, when my folks bought me a bunch of science textbooks, including one on human physiology. I'm pretty sure I'm not all that screwed up now. (Or at least, not because of that particular experience.) Not only did I not have to relearn that babies aren't carried via postal stork, I had a greater appreciation for the complexities of the human being as a biological organism than most of my schoolmates. What's the need for the intermediary process wherein we befuddle our children?
Ever read the Old Testament, dad? God is a sexist!
My point is that the level of detail that parents need to impart is completely dependent on the child's age, verbal skills, maturity etc. The level imparted in this video is about what we told our five year olds. We didn't talk about penetration etc until they were school age. We haven't talked about orgasm clitoris, hormones etc. yet and probably won't until later. At 9 and 6, they don't seem to need that information.
Not that I don't want them to know it-I just don't think they need to know at this point. If you have a good line of communication with your kids, I reckon they give you clues as to when they want to know about all kinds of stuff.
How we knew it was time to tell them about penetration, was when in general discussion about sperm meeting with egg, they asked 'how does it get in there?' We took that as our queue and happily gave the reason. I think it was at that time that we used the words 'making love'. Which while we're on the subject of words, has no more literal significance than 'special love time', or even 'having sex'.
For instance, the absolute best example is baby talk. People seem to think it's cute that the babies make these funny noises so they make them back. Well, kids learn through imitation so guess what! The kid thinks that's what it's supposed to do. A kid can actually learn to speak at a surprisingly young age if given the chance. The way to do that is always talk to them as an adult. If you don't use the words, they'll never learn the words.
The same goes for gender identification. When looking at a baby, you can't tell what sex it is unless you can see the genitals. But, tell someone it's a girl and they say how cute and pretty she is or that's she'll be a heart-breaker. Tell them it's a boy, and you get he's handsome and he's going to grow up to be a strong man. It's all BS of course, cause if you told them the wrong gender, they'll start saying that anyways. But the sad part is, just like with language and anything else thought, the sooner you start them, the stronger the impression. False gender identifications such as such are the main source of indoctrination that plagues our society as it is.
So yes, I am all for telling kids everything from the start. The more information, the higher the level of information, the better. Start a kid playing music when they can first press the keys of a piano will ingrain that way of thought more profoundly than first exposing them to music when they're 20.
Johnny: "Daddy, how are baby's made?"
Dad: "Well, Johnny, when a man and a woman love each other, God miracles a baby in her tummy. God has been doing this since the beginning of the time four thousand years ago."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_talk
I don't give a damn what studies say. I will not be doing baby talk solely based on the fact that it's annoying and I want to punch people when I hear it.
If you believe this "motherese" then I think "Sweet Sweet Satan" is calling you from the song "Stairway to Heaven"
maybe its just me...