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What if Obi-Wan had used Force Speed? (19 sec)

posted by kronosposeidon 1 year 3 weeks ago • 5285 views
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Obi-Wan is stupid.

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Genius. Speeding everything up like a Keystone Cops video makes everything funnier.


written by blankfist  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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The Idiot Plot strikes again.


written by gwiz665  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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Oh lord, that made me laugh out so hard!


written by mefa  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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Curse you! I laughed so hard my tummy hurts!


written by sixshot  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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I always wondered why we never see some of the Force Powers in cinema (or sometimes the books even) that for whatever reason are available in the video games, which are still part of the canon.


written by HaricotVert  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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The footstep sounds made it


written by burdturgler  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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Awesome...,


written by Sagemind  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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needed an "Ahhh!" sound as Obi fell


written by 9232  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^jerryku:
needed an "Ahhh!" sound as Obi fell


Seriously... a Wilhelm Scream would have worked just fine.


written by Nebosuke  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Nebosuke:

Seriously... a Wilhelm Scream would have worked just fine.


Now that makes me curious. What exactly is a Wilhelm Scream?

-update: http://www.videosift.com/video/History-of-the-Wilhelm-Scream found it


written by Mauru  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Nebosuke:
>> ^jerryku:
needed an "Ahhh!" sound as Obi fell


Seriously... a Wilhelm Scream would have worked just fine.


"Yeah, I'll just fill my pipe... AHHHH!"


written by poolcleaner  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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THAT WAS UNEXPECTED.

Beautiful.


written by 13439  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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I must be missing something... what was the point of that?


written by Xax  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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It was a philosophical examination within the context of a cross-cultural behavioral analysis within two subfactions of a superhuman species variant. On one side exists the forces of evolutionary "light", or positive and protagonistic law-enforcement with the intent to provide a mediating influence on the surrounding heterogenous collection of societies, races, and caste-based affiliations. On the other is chaos incarnate, or the "dark", where the ego reigns supreme and the needs of the one outweight the needs of the many. The juxtaposition of those two conflicting positions caused the hyperescalated conflict that is apparently realized in the unintentional overuse of specialized biological weaponry from one of the two warrior classes. It is this tragedy that is revealed in this film.

Alternately, it could exist solely to make us laugh at an overeager Jedi jerkoff that went all emo with his abilities and ran full-tilt off a very obvious cliff.


written by 13439  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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I don't get it. I presume in the film he did something slowly when he could have done it quickly? Colour me confused. It would probably help if I remembered the film. Or even which film.


written by Quboid  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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But you guys don't realize that Obama is a race-baiting socialist member of the NWO!

Sorry, I thought there was a new rule that every Top 15 needed a comment like that.

Pay it no mind.


written by NetRunner  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Quboid:
I don't get it. I presume in the film he did something slowly when he could have done it quickly? Colour me confused. It would probably help if I remembered the film. Or even which film.


In the movie, Obi-Wan runs forward but has to stop because the very last forcefield closes, giving him a front row seat to watching his master get pwned.

The video implies that if he had used the power known as "Force Speed," (available in several Star Wars video games) he would have made it through the last door, but then there's a giant pit at the end...


written by HaricotVert  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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