Quit Playing Video Games And Get Laid
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Not the best message surely?
Yes, live life rather than playing video games all the time, but really, do you know ANY straight, single guy who would continue to play a video game with a girl in bed like her who wants it like she does? I hate that cliche of turning away the woman for the console... geeks don't get laid because they'd rather be playing games, they play games because they find it too 'hard' to get the women.
And this is coming from a bonafide geek who spent more than his fair share on computer games and is now married and very happy.
That's a pretty good line.
Just do what most geeks today do - find a girlfriend to play games with. Problem solved!
And if you're lucky you'll get a wife that plays all the games that you do, doesn't like expensive gifts, shoes, nail polish, etc, doesn't have drama, only compares you to her abusive, no-job, cheating loser of an ex-husband, wants the lovin when you do, and doesn't whine. Sadly, only one of her parents is uber-cool.
I *heart* my wife.