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Age of Conan -- Zero Punctuation Review

posted by arvana 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago • 5376 views
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*british *downunder


written by Zifnab  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (British, Downunder) - requested by Zifnab.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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*nsfw


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This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by Zifnab.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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look now you made Zifnab cry

These are starting to suck


written by Farhad2000  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I'm just happy to FINALLY get to submit one of these first!


written by arvana  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I hate how he says muh-mor-puh-guhs -.-


written by syncron  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I liked it. Too bad I couldn't submit it myself.


written by xgabex  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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You should have seen my reaction when I learned that only Bronze Diamond or above can post these directly. I was staring at the embed code, wondering why it wouldn't work. *shakes fist at your diamond*

Don't let Zifnab burn you to a crisp, human.

>> ^arvana:
I'm just happy to FINALLY get to submit one of these first!



written by thinker247  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^syncron:
I hate how he says muh-mor-puh-guhs -.-


Yeah, what the hell was that? Does that mean I like playing FiPS? Too bad I'll be looking at prawn later. Oy vey, please don't let this be the next fad.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I miss the old intros =P


written by Razor  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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To anyone who hates the way he pronounces MMORPG, think of this: he repeats it about a hundred times in three minutes. Would you want to repeat those initials at that rapid pace for three minutes? Your tongue would rip itself out of your mouth and languish in a bloody mess on the floor.


written by thinker247  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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thinker247, you only need gold to embed it now.

These are declining in quality, I think. The standardization of the intro/outro was the first sign of that. It's still better than most other reviews, though.


written by gwiz665  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^syncron:
I hate how he says muh-mor-puh-guhs -.-


It's quicker than saying dark-pit-of-addictive-home-wrecking-crap-that-you-get-to-pay-for.


written by Payback  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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While everyone else has moved on to just calling them 'em-em-ohhs', I think he's sticking to the old pronunciation just because it pisses people off.


written by BoneyD  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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We should probably start a pool on what the next game will be that he has something nice to say about.

The last one was what, GTA 4?

I'm thinking he'll get a kick out of Fallout 3's weapons and setting, but hate the gameplay to pieces.

He might like LittleBigPlanet, if they can convince him to review it at all.


written by NetRunner  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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First ZP I haven't upvoted... to paraphrase Harvey Dent "You either die an internet legend or live long enough to become an irrelevant hack"


written by Selektaa  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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The music at the beginning makes me sad.


written by poolcleaner  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Just fired off an email to him.

Bring back personalised intro/outro music.

The new cookie cutter crap they have you playing at the start / end of your pure awesome videos is enough to make a grown man cry....or so im told >.>.

On behalf of gamers within 1m radius of my chair, we demand a return to relevant, and awesome mood-setting music for your ZP vids.

/fin.



written by charliem  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Couple of things:
1. I don't know how this stuff works in any country at all, but perhaps there's some sort of issue going on where people are demanding recompense for their song being used? Something like that? Meaning they have to use a piece of music that they know they're allowed to use every single time instead of paying royalties for 15 seconds of music.

2. It's a bit unfair saying he's losing it, it's getting crap, whatever. Think of the shelf life of this sort of thing. It's a novelty, if every review had been done in this way for 50 years, it'd be the normal way of reviewing and only funny for the VERY rare original and stunning 1-liner. Give the guy a break, it's as funny as it ever was with the exception that he's trying not to recycle his old stuff. To be able to write between 2 and 6 new one liners per video per review is QUITE an achievement and is probably "prolific" for a comedy writer.


written by dannym3141  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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lol, all-nude gaming server, awesome. Glad they cut down on the length of the idiotic ads. Only 50 seconds? I'm still going to label it a *commercial.

As to the music, the "it's copyrighted and he's popular, so he can't use the mainstream music thing" is no doubt true - but surely he could get something that DOESN'T suck.

Maybe he's friends with the music guy and doesn't want to hurt his feelings.


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Adding video to channels (Commercial) - requested by Krupo.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Farhad2000:
look now you made Zifnab cry

These are starting to suck


This is actualy the first one ive felt like voteing up in quite a while.


written by Thylan  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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for reasons unknown i cant seem to get this to load. nooooooo! these are some of the funniest things i get to see damn it. went to the site and none of the others load either for some reason. anyone?


written by RadHazG  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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i just can't wait for the Spore review.


written by White  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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The spore review would be something similar to a Black and White review
It's a great concept, but gameplaywise it's gonna fall to the ground fast. At least that's my prediction.


written by gwiz665  | 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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seems to be *dead


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This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by therealblankman.


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