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Woman Attacks Husbands Cars With Golf Clubs
Tiger Woods PGA 2010: Raging Psycho Expansion Pack


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Fans Support Comedian Jimmy Carr Over Troop Joke
The only offensive part of this newscast was when Jimmy Carr apologized for offending people. He should never apologize for a joke.


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Must... Not... Stare... At... Cleavage.....
>> ^lavoll:
quick, what color are her eyes?


Pink.


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Dawkins - When to be offended
I'm offended by people who clap after every statement.


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Wild Monkey Rips Off Girls Shirt
She should have spanked the monkeys.


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Wild Monkey Rips Off Girls Shirt
You saw two milliseconds of bra-covered "bewbs." Is everyone on the Sift a virgin software designer who hasn't seen sunlight or female skin since exiting their mother's vagina 36 years ago?


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TDS: For Fox Sake! - 10/29/09
Considering how many lit matches and kerosene THE ENTIRE FUCKING MEDIA throws at them? Not so difficult.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
TDS is on fire lately.



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Limbaugh: "So We Stand By The Fabricated Quote..."
I stand by the fabricated quote that Rush Limbaugh wants to have anal sex with Ronald Reagan's corpse while blowing a transvestite hooker, because we all know he thinks it.


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Porn FAIL: He Stinks
Der pee-pee ist schtinken!


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20 Foot Front Flip
More like 19 feet, 6 inches. FAIL.


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Scientology Rep. Can't Handle the Heat On Xenu, Storms Out
>> ^thinker247:
Just a note from the nerd side: Darth Vader never became the emperor. Even after the emperor zapped him (because he forgot to use force choke and force push, which could easily archive the same thing at a distance), he was still just a smoking Sith.


thinker247: (removes my microphone and storms out)


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Scientology Rep. Can't Handle the Heat On Xenu, Storms Out
"Do you believe that there was an intergalactic emperor named Darth Vader who fathered twins who would later kiss, even though you knew they were related?"

George Lucas: (removes his microphone and storms out)


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It's Not the White House's War on Fox...
If we made up a word like "phlarnaxicist" and started spreading rumors about Obama being phlarnaxicist, within a few weeks Fox News talking heads would be spouting that Obama's phlarnaxicist methods are destroying this country.


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George Carlin - The Answer
Carlin has also said that there is no hope for us as a race, and I agree. While it's true that bloodshed would only delay the next oligarchy, in the long run none of it even matters. We're fucked.


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Keanu Reeves is Immortal
Where's our resident Keanu to utter his famous phrase of erudition?


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Burger King's 7-Patty Whopper In Japan For Win7 Promo
I heard the Windows Vista Whopper gives you a sense of frustration and loose bowels.


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Ms. Peaches in the tub...washin her booty...?dotdotdot
Sleep deprivation makes this the most amazing video ever. I'm entranced.


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Louis CK - Rollerblading
*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Louis-C-K-Awesome-Possum


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Amazon confuses Ray Comfort with Charles Darwin
I don't see a problem that can't be solved by looking up Ray Comfort and Julian Huxley. Hell, if you have half a brain you should recognize the name "Huxley" already.


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The NEW 2D Super Mario Bros. Game!!
WANT.


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