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Speed Cooking- serving live snake and fish
Fucking barbaric. Upvote for posterity and general awareness.


written by therealblankman  | 2 hours 15 minutes 28 seconds ago | CH
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Visualizing Empires Decline
It would be interesting to see the American Empire brought into this illustration.


written by therealblankman  | 9 hours 6 minutes 40 seconds ago | CH
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paul4dirt (Member Profile)
In reply to this comment by paul4dirt:
that's actually Johann Strauss "An der Schönen, Blauen Donau" Op.314

You are of course completely correct, I feel the complete fool. Fixed tags and title.

As repentance I have posted this for your musical edification, thanks... http://www.videosift.com/video/Herbert-von-Karajan-conducts-Strauss-Blue-Danube-Waltz


written by therealblankman  | 9 hours 24 minutes 7 seconds ago | CH
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Mister Methane performs Blue Danube and blows out candles.
>> ^paul4dirt:
that's actually Johann Strauss "An der Schönen, Blauen Donau" Op.314


You are of course completely correct, I feel the complete fool. Fixed tags and title.

As repentance I have posted this for your musical edification, thanks... http://www.videosift.com/video/Herbert-von-Karajan-conducts-Strauss-Blue-Danube-Waltz


written by therealblankman  | 9 hours 25 minutes 36 seconds ago | CH
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Mister Methane the Flatulist performs Swan Lake.
*kill


written by therealblankman  | 9 hours 31 minutes 49 seconds ago | CH
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30 Second Bunnies - Bunnies: Snakes On A Plane - Minisode
"this is a private video...". Since when is good old-fashioned copyright infringement a private matter?

*dead


written by therealblankman  | 1 day 8 hours 32 minutes ago | CH
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Flying snakes! Yikes.
Great, now they can fly. My nightmares have wings.


written by therealblankman  | 1 day 8 hours 46 minutes ago | CH
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thegrimsleeper (Member Profile)
The video's better, but not the woman's driving.

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*dead


written by therealblankman  | 1 day 14 hours 38 minutes ago | CH
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Hybrid (Member Profile)
Hmmm... where you at? I'm in Canada- can see it fine. Anyhow, nobody was voting for the video, so I've submitted this one instead... http://www.videosift.com/video/Mister-Methane-the-performs-Swan-Lake-and-blows-out-candles

Enjoy!

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*blocked for me


written by therealblankman  | 2 days 3 hours 20 minutes ago | CH
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Mashiki (Member Profile)
I can't tell you how disappointed I am that nobody else is familiar with this epic quotation. Marvin Rules.

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Where is the earth shattering kaboom?


written by therealblankman  | 2 days 7 hours 6 minutes ago | CH
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Crazy New Video: Beck/Gainsbourg - Heaven Can Wait
Weird and cool video, but at least Charlotte Gainsbourg doesn't cut off her clitoris with a pair of scissors in this one.

There's one image I'll never be able to get out of my head.


written by therealblankman  | 2 days 7 hours 32 minutes ago | CH
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dag (Member Profile)
Thanks for the promote, Dag. Did you check out this robot from the same company? Walks like an Aussie on a bender, but still...
http://www.videosift.com/video/Petman-Bigdog-s-stable-biped-master

In reply to this comment by dag:
This is amazing. *promote


written by therealblankman  | 2 days 14 hours 2 minutes ago | CH
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Story of Ann Druyan's Atheist Father
Heh. She's talking into a lamp.


written by therealblankman  | 4 days 14 hours 56 minutes ago | CH
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Truther Proves 9/11 was an inside job with a $20 bill
He's finally convinced me.


written by therealblankman  | 5 days 6 hours 12 minutes ago | CH
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Police tasering almost leads to riot
*blocked too


written by therealblankman  | 5 days 6 hours 16 minutes ago | CH
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O'Reilly / Beck: Bold & Fresh Tour 2010
"Bold, Fresh" tour. Sounds like a feminine hygiene product.


written by therealblankman  | 5 days 10 hours 9 minutes ago | CH
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NASA: Water found in Moon crater
But what about the CHEESE?!?


written by therealblankman  | 5 days 23 hours 27 minutes ago | CH
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Self Assembling Suzuki GSXR
This is a *quality bit of animation. Siftbot wouldn't know a good video if it licked his floppy drive.


written by therealblankman  | 6 days 2 hours 58 minutes ago | CH
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LOTR + Jethro Tull = Awesome
The page at http://www.videosift.com says: !

OK


written by therealblankman  | 6 days 4 hours 21 minutes ago | CH
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dag (Member Profile)
Thanks for the boost, Dag!

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That was amazing. I recommend full-screen and HD mode. I have never seen the transcript of the off-radio conversation between the pilots. *quality.


written by therealblankman  | 6 days 5 hours ago | CH
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