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deathcow
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> Such a cold cloud of gas can actually work as a quantum computer.
Just dont do what I did, I went to Best Buy and bought the Nvidia Quantum Computing card, which comes with a can of Rubidium, but then we all huffed the Rubidium because you get to meet Jesus for about 10 minutes.
Jimmy Carr: Audience doesn't "get it" on The Late Late Show
David Mitchell's Bread & Milk rant from QI
From comedy.org.uk:
There are at least two known "Truths" which have appeared on The Unbelievable Truth which are in fact false. One is that you if remove the fleas from a hedgehog, then the hedgehog dies. The other is the cricket did not exist during Shakespeare's time. Both of these were corrected when David Mitchell appeared on an episode of QI.
Source: QI, Series F, Episode 11 - Film
Even more relevant (to me) is the fact that I did not know of either of these facts until they were proven false.
Couple Arrested for Not Paying Tip
I have no problem with a restaurant adding an extra fee if you are a big group, but I have a problem when they try to call it a tip or gratuity. That's the whole issue, it's not gratuity, it's a bill. I pay tips in restaurants when I've gotten good service, or we had difficult orders or whatever - but I CHOOSE to pay it, I'm not forced to it.
Your opinion is skewed because 1) You don't live in America, and 2) You didn't work in the terrible food industry of America.
Before you start downvoting me and before you stop reading what I have to say, let me explain: I'm not against you not being American, (because that's a simple-minded way to go about judging people) but the food industry here is bullshit and the system (for lack of an actual person to blame) forces workers into this reality. When a tip is not paid by a customer, it's akin to docking a worker's pay. I know it doesn't make that much sense, but it's how things turned out over here. And it's as simple as that from a restaurant worker's perspective.
My next point is also important to your understanding: The total tips that a waiter/server makes at the end of the day is split up amongst the food runners, bussers, and barback, so not tipping has a trickle down effect to people who may have done their share of work yet who rely on the waiter to make their fair share.
It really is a shitty shitland of shit for the workers who live by these rules. I fault your ignorance of our food culture, not your ability to reason. I'd love to adopt the system you envision, but that means nothing in the short term and isn't too realistic.
FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT
I have three words for you all:
Leisure Suit Larry. The original. On an Apple IIe.
God, I love that series.
rasch187
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Congrats on the gold.
FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT
Can we get a separate NSFW for sound related bad shit versus sexual NSFW??? Swearing in videos isn't bad around my office because we have headphones, but this is... WOW!
Still, very awesome vid.
Pink Floyd - Behind the Scenes (Dark Side / Pompeii)
I see Waters was an insufferable prick, even that early on.
Part of the charm, really, so I wouldn't say insufferable. Just a prick, or as my close friends refer to as a cheeky bastard.
How to impress your boss
>> ^demon_ix:
And the next morning, the boss reviews the keylogger...
All those who had or have a boss who would actually run a keylogger, much less review it, please raise your hands. Yeah, that's what I thought.
You'd be surprised...
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck -- Oh yeah, Britney's vagina
Drunkest Guy Ever Video Game (meme)
The great PQ whoring-out (Sift Talk Post)
NASA: Water found in Moon crater
From what I understand, this will make it easier to construct things on the moon using materials found on the moon. Now all we have to do is build a few hyper intelligent robots with the ability to repair and replicate themselves, and shoot them at the moon along with plans for some nice moon villas. Wait a few years for them to finish their task, then move in. It's a fool proof plan.
Your name says it all.
COLBY, THE CHRISTIAN ROBOT!
>> ^JiggaJonson:
That crazy dream in the end made me glad I'm not tripping balls right now. It would have sent me off the deep end...
What, you don't wanna play in the deep end with me?
Happy Lil' Elk Frolics in a Pond
Godless Billboard Moved After Threats
Fuck religions and fuck religious people. I'm tired of having to tip-toe around them, when they are so fucking obnoxious, smug and vicious to non-believers. They wouldn't like it if we struck back in their style. This is NOTHING.
I know too many good, truly honest, intelligent and trustworthy religious people to agree with your sentiments. Doesn't mean I have to agree with their religious beliefs, but I still feel that good human beings deserve respect. Baby with bath water and all that junk.
P.S. I'm not referring to fuck-ass-backwards, violent religious types. I don't keep company with anyone such as that and believe they should be shunned.
Bugatti Veyron Crash
*dead
MODERN WARFARE 2 SUCKS!
Long Range Knife Throw of Doom
Mac Geek - Dag finally comes to his senses