I have been looking forward to this for a long time. James Cameron is always on the cuttin' edge! However, I'm looking forward to the sequel where Pandora become the new free world and the Na'vi open a lucrative casino operation.
>> ^entr0py: One problem was that they were so interested in paying homage to the Metal that half of the noteworthy characters were voiced by old drug addled musicians who speak in s sort of mumbling monotone. Yes, Ozzy isn't the only one.
Dude, the aging metal voice overs were some of the best parts! Fucking Lemmy Kilmister, the bassist and lead singer of Motörhead, as "The Killmaster", sends you to the spider cavern to fetch him some freshly spun bass guitar strings to heal your fallen comrade with the soothing sounds of metal -- that was just badass to the core.
To be perfectly honest, you gotta love heavy metal to love Brutal Legend. I agree with almost everything Yahtzee said, but Tim Schafer and Jack Black's sense of humor combined with all the metal fanfare made this worth the buy. In fact, like all Tim Schafer games, I will probably replay this many times over the years.
I calculated the amount of money spent while going to a Christian church as follows: Number of weeks in a year x a quarter x the number of years I went to church in pre/elementary school + number of weeks in a year x a dollar x the number of years I went to church in junior/high school. I spent roughly 260 of my parents hard earned money at the collection plate. "Mom, can I borrow a dollar?"
White culture? Sure, if by culture he's referring to the failure that is white suburbia in America. Row after row after row after row of houses that all look the same, filled with bored, uncreative white Christians watching reality television. What's fun? Shopping at Wal-Mart!!! That's America's "white culture".
Show me a more apt description of white culture in America, I'll drive down to South Carolina and steal one of my cousin's trailers. Maybe I'll get laid, who knows.
Don't talk to them about the weird stuff. Most Scientologists don't know about it and are trained in the idea that finding out about it too soon will kill them. So just leave that entirely alone. It may freak you out and you may want to share it, but they will think it is a personal attack.
>> ^Payback: I am certain I would take Franken more seriously if every time he talked I wasn't distracted by the background.
It is a requirement to have a hot woman sit behind Al Franken. If a hot lady is not available to sit behind Al Franken, Al Franken will NOT show up to senate meetings.
Quentin Tarantino on The Moral Choices in Pulp Fiction
I love that we're finally living in a world where stabbing someone in the back with a katana is considered the 'moral thing'.
At least he didn't settle with the chainsaw.
Wild Monkey Rips Off Girls Shirt
Insanely Complex Rotary Weaver Makes Carbon Fiber Parts
dare me to stick my finger in there?
Stick something else in there and the dare is on.
Rising Folk Star Taylor Mitchell Killed By Coyotes!
Personally, I've survived several Cougar attacks over the years- especially when I worked in that bar.
I see what you did thar.
New, full trailer for Avatar!
Zero Punctuation: Brütal Legend
One problem was that they were so interested in paying homage to the Metal that half of the noteworthy characters were voiced by old drug addled musicians who speak in s sort of mumbling monotone. Yes, Ozzy isn't the only one.
Dude, the aging metal voice overs were some of the best parts! Fucking Lemmy Kilmister, the bassist and lead singer of Motörhead, as "The Killmaster", sends you to the spider cavern to fetch him some freshly spun bass guitar strings to heal your fallen comrade with the soothing sounds of metal -- that was just badass to the core.
To be perfectly honest, you gotta love heavy metal to love Brutal Legend. I agree with almost everything Yahtzee said, but Tim Schafer and Jack Black's sense of humor combined with all the metal fanfare made this worth the buy. In fact, like all Tim Schafer games, I will probably replay this many times over the years.
Fail Tackle!
Poems by Batman
"Space Cowboy" - Castle/Firefly
This is why no matter what Nathan is in...I call him Mal. He'll always be Captain Mal to me.
Captain "Hammer" Mal
Fat cat climbs ladder
Girl Gang-Raped At Homecoming Bystanders Watch No One Helps
Well, it's a liberal-run city in a liberal-run state.
The important thing is that no one anywhere had a gun, thus ensuring the safety of everyone!
Well, almost everyone.
But it was in a high school with Latinos, QM. I'm almost certain all 12 of those innocent bystanders were packin'.
French Court Finds Church of Scientology Guilty of Fraud
Glenn Beck squirms away from explaining "White Culture"
Show me a more apt description of white culture in America, I'll drive down to South Carolina and steal one of my cousin's trailers. Maybe I'll get laid, who knows.
I'm gonna go listen to some Black Flag.
Scientology Rep. Can't Handle the Heat On Xenu, Storms Out
Don't talk to them about the weird stuff. Most Scientologists don't know about it and are trained in the idea that finding out about it too soon will kill them. So just leave that entirely alone. It may freak you out and you may want to share it, but they will think it is a personal attack.
Are you Afraid of Bats?
This made me laugh loudly on the train platform- making people think I'm crazy and move away, thanks man bat.
You're not crazy -- you're batshit insane!
Burger King's 7-Patty Whopper In Japan For Win7 Promo
What Happens After I Die (Blog Entry by silvercord)
Comet McNaught (Blog Entry by silvercord)
Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) humbles Hudson Institute dilettante
I am certain I would take Franken more seriously if every time he talked I wasn't distracted by the background.
It is a requirement to have a hot woman sit behind Al Franken. If a hot lady is not available to sit behind Al Franken, Al Franken will NOT show up to senate meetings.
Obama Administration Issues New Medical Marijuana Policy
This is a slippery slope, next they will make it legal to grow hemp to make fabric and paper.
You mean like the paper that the Declaration of Independence was written on? Those were dark times, indeed. Thank god real paper came along.