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Self Healing Bio-Concrete
>> ^cybrbeast:
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
It would be cool if we could put self replicating bacteria in our gas tanks.

They would have to have something to feed on though


Details, details.


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More photos/explanation of what I do here (Blog Entry by MarineGunrock)
So your job is basically to jack peoples' cell phones? Can you score me a Motorola Droid?
That's a pretty serious phone you've got on your shoulder. Can you text and shoot at the same time?

Stay safe, badass.


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Oprah Announces Canceling Show
Who is Oprah?


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Sarah Palin Boo'd at Her Own Book Signing
Love that vain-glorious bus with the enormous picture on the side. *absurd


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Urban myths about climate change
>> ^crillep:
It's a bird, it's a plane! It is climategate!

Please read this link: Climategate: the final nail in the coffin of 'Anthropogenic Global Warming'?

Yes it is ironic that it is a blog, but hopefully it will help you to think twice before blindly following anyone who speaks out about a supposed "good cause".


Sorry bub, you may believe whatever you wish to believe, but if you wish to convince others you're going to have to make your point with peer reviewed research. Those are the breaks, kid. Life is hard.


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Chris Matthews: Americans Don't Bow
Upvoting because this is stupid and should be mocked.


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The Daily Show Lou Dobbs Extended Interview Pt. 1(of 3)
Made it halfway through part 1, got bored. I tried.


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Bryce, Brycewi19 got his ruby - baby (Happy Talk Post)
Congratulations. Maybe kp can make fun of the 'wii' part of your name next time.


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Self Healing Bio-Concrete
It would be cool if we could put self replicating bacteria in our gas tanks.


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Rufus, Moby, Sean Lennon - Across The Universe
This would have been much better without Moby and Sean Lennon - talentless out of tune bastards. Upvote for Rufus, who is awesome.


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The rise and fall of empires
Awesome, but it's a dupe. - http://www.videosift.com/video/Visualizing-Empires-Decline


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Rape, Rape, Rape, Rape!
Makes sense to me. Conservatives are both motivated by fear and troubled by human sexuality. Put the two together and voilĂ : Rapity rape-rape-rape.


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Sarah Palin Fans: Not That Bright
>> ^choggie:
^Monkey see, monkey do.

Yes jimnms, monkey post yet another Palin video, another monkey see and do.
$
Yes Razor, It hurts my head just how dumb/numb/mundane (some) Americans/Canadians can be, having an opinion at all other than that politics are completely tainted and insane to the core, serving only those who seek their own tiny empires and agendas. The people here who discuss the issues involved the most are both the ones who have been thoroughly duped and the ones that these politicians could care the least about.


We're all monkeys, Choggie. Your conditioned responses are no more noble than anyone else's.


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Copenhagen: Lord Monckton rap battles Al Gore - Rap News
from wiki: Monckton was an unsuccessful candidate for a Conservative seat in the House of Lords in a March 2007 by-election caused by the death of Lord Mowbray and Stourton. He received no votes in the election.[6] He was highly critical of the way that the Lords had been reformed, describing the by-election procedure, with 43 candidates and 47 electors, as "a bizarre constitutional abortion."[7]


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Pastor Gas # 5
This is the first video ever sifted on VS.


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Couple Arrested for Not Paying Tip
I'm no huge defender of capitalism, but when you exchange money for a product, and then consume the product, you shouldn't have a right to a discount or refund just because you didn't like the product or how it was served, unless that was a previously agreed upon condition to buying the product. Just pay the 16 bucks and stop going to busy college pubs with large groups on the weekend.

Also, if a tip becomes mandatory, then it isn't really a tip anymore, it's part of the agreed-upon cost.

That said, calling the cops to recoup 16 bucks is a little extreme.


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Couple Arrested for Not Paying Tip
I've got to side with the business on this one. If you go to a restaurant that requires you tip, then don't act surprised and angry at the end of the meal when you get your bill.


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TDS: Sarah Palin Book Phenomenon
lol *quality


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Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T. - The Onion
*dark


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High energy independent anime production
^Is your avatar a boyscout patch for Megaman mastery?


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