I'm not a big superhero fan either, but I dug it. I love art movies as much as next urban sophisticate, but sometimes you need some testostone-laden death and explosions. I'd definitely plop down 20 bucks to see a Batman helmed by Lars Von Trier, but in the mean time, Christopher Nolan is doing a bang up job.
I'd say this series is much better than the Raimi Spiderman flicks, but not as good as V for Vendetta or the first two Supermans.
A boy comes home from school one day and tells his mother that he's had sex with his teacher.
Infuriated, she yells at the boy and sends him to his father for punishment, but much to the surprise of the boy, his father is quite pleased and even proud of his son's sexual exploits. So much so, that he decides to buy his boy a new bike.
Later at the bike store, the father asks his son if he'd like to ride his new bike home, to which the son replies, "I'd love to, but my ass is still a bit tender from the sex".
In reply to this comment by critttter: You'd think the 'extender' would cost more than the others...Issy please post the ladies room phallic-adelia. I am so in the mood for a road trip now - hey, ask me about the time my alternator died on a Saturday night on Highway 50, 'the Loneliest Highway In America', and I ended up at a brothel...wait, not to take away from your adventures DFT and Issy, please keep posting! I bet you had a blast!
Being a Republican doesn't necessarily mean you have to be a gullible sack of shit. If the whiny Republicans in this thread want some respect, they need first to figure out that FOX news is corporate propaganda, and admit they've been had. Sorry folks, the truth isn't always pretty. Wise up.
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Fuckin' *Canadaians can't even play their own goddamn Canadian music. Guess we need to invade them next.
CBS Edits McCain Gaffe Out of Broadcast (w/original video)
Dark Knight: Load of Tripe (Cinema Talk Post)
I'd say this series is much better than the Raimi Spiderman flicks, but not as good as V for Vendetta or the first two Supermans.
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LadyDeath is now my *100 sista!!!! (Femme Talk Post)
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As soon as I got the email notice this was promoted I knew it was you. Thanks and \m/ .
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*promote
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Heard any good jokes lately? (Possibly NSFW) (Comedy Talk Post)
A deer walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Blood is the lipstick of wounds"
The bartender has no idea how or why the deer says this.
Heard any good jokes lately? (Possibly NSFW) (Comedy Talk Post)
Infuriated, she yells at the boy and sends him to his father for punishment, but much to the surprise of the boy, his father is quite pleased and even proud of his son's sexual exploits. So much so, that he decides to buy his boy a new bike.
Later at the bike store, the father asks his son if he'd like to ride his new bike home, to which the son replies, "I'd love to, but my ass is still a bit tender from the sex".
critttter
I'd love to hear your Highway 50 story.
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You'd think the 'extender' would cost more than the others...Issy please post the ladies room phallic-adelia. I am so in the mood for a road trip now - hey, ask me about the time my alternator died on a Saturday night on Highway 50, 'the Loneliest Highway In America', and I ended up at a brothel...wait, not to take away from your adventures DFT and Issy, please keep posting! I bet you had a blast!
BNF: Sorry FOX we won't let you trash Michelle Obama