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Curb Your Enthusiasm: Pissing on Jesus
OMG!


written by ctrlaltbleach  | 1 day 12 hours 46 minutes ago | CH
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This preacher is going to burn in hell !
A lot of this sounds a bit like what I already believed.


written by ctrlaltbleach  | 1 day 13 hours 28 minutes ago | CH
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Absolutely Amazing Goal
that was a sweet move.


written by ctrlaltbleach  | 1 day 14 hours 14 minutes ago | CH
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Eat Me!
*beg because its Thanksgiving folks!


written by ctrlaltbleach  | 1 day 16 hours 46 minutes ago | CH
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Grey Diamonds optical illusion
And what are witches made of??
>> ^lovelynotes:
HE'S A WITCH!



written by ctrlaltbleach  | 1 day 16 hours 56 minutes ago | CH
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Christian Side Hug
Im just going to say it. When will white people learn to stay out of hip hop.


written by ctrlaltbleach  | 1 day 19 hours 33 minutes ago | CH
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2012 and the conspiracy conspiracy
lol that ending was actually pretty funny.


written by ctrlaltbleach  | 2 days 14 hours 54 minutes ago | CH
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So I Married An Axe Murderer: The Poetry
by the way I think this is 1993 not the 80's.


written by ctrlaltbleach  | 2 days 17 hours 10 minutes ago | CH
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Lady Ga Ga before she was famous
Shouldn't that be... Lady Ga Ga before she went Ga Ga?


written by ctrlaltbleach  | 3 days 15 hours 48 minutes ago | CH
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Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science
sigh. this video just reminds me when things seemed new and interesting.


written by ctrlaltbleach  | 3 days 16 hours 18 minutes ago | CH
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Cat demonstrates how to deal with telemarketers
Maybe they should get together and form a band.
>> ^JAPR:
My kitty plays the motherfucking drums, sucka. Also my guitars a few times. She's kind of punk rock lol.



written by ctrlaltbleach  | 3 days 18 hours 52 minutes ago | CH
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Cat demonstrates how to deal with telemarketers
Mine likes to type on my keyboard when I leave my laptop up. She also likes to play the piano.


written by ctrlaltbleach  | 4 days 20 hours 37 minutes ago | CH
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Lann (Member Profile)
Thanks I really could not believe it had not been posted I really thought all Beatles stuff had been through already. I checked out your art by the way interesting. : )

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I was talking about the Across the Universe.

In reply to this comment by ctrlaltbleach:
obviously the Across the Universe or did you see the Julian Lennon one?

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Yay I'm ahead of a bottle of bleach!

BTW I dig your recent Beatles sift...I wish I was gold so I could promote it.

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Congrats on the silver star! I was secretly trying to beat you. But, damn it Im lame.



written by ctrlaltbleach  | 6 days 15 hours 45 minutes ago | CH
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Lann (Member Profile)
obviously the Across the Universe or did you see the Julian Lennon one?

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Yay I'm ahead of a bottle of bleach!

BTW I dig your recent Beatles sift...I wish I was gold so I could promote it.

In reply to this comment by ctrlaltbleach:
Congrats on the silver star! I was secretly trying to beat you. But, damn it Im lame.



written by ctrlaltbleach  | 6 days 16 hours 42 minutes ago | CH
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Lann (Member Profile)
Congrats on the silver star! I was secretly trying to beat you. But, damn it Im lame.


written by ctrlaltbleach  | 6 days 19 hours 34 minutes ago | CH
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Texas Accidentally Bans All Marriage
There really is no right answer as far as I can tell. I don't know if we would be successful or not it all depends on the circumstances. For one whether or not we would do it peacefully which I highly doubt. Im very sure America needs Texas in some ways. If it would be peaceful I'm sure those govt. facilities that I mentioned would most likely be rented out to the united states. I mean you can't just move mission control now can you? Most likely it would be cheaper to rent it out from us. I doubt that all the large companies would up and leave. I think it would be the opposite and a lot of them would move down here.

If Texas did secede I cant tell you for sure it would be successful. The statement that we would fail to me is highly presumptuous. Hell if we do it and fail most likely it would be the fault of the rest of the Country. That is if the rest of the Country did not fall apart which is what I think would happen.


written by ctrlaltbleach  | 6 days 20 hours 14 minutes ago | CH
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dag (Member Profile)
LOL I've done that before.

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Weird experience watching this video full-screen. I kept thinking it was my desktop.


written by ctrlaltbleach  | 6 days 22 hours 21 minutes ago | CH
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Texas Accidentally Bans All Marriage
Fails as in how? Not that Im for it or anything but Houston does have the largest port in the country. Or second largest according to wiki not to mention Beaumont and Corpus Christi which are 4th and 5th. Also we have NASA and heres a bit else we have here from wiki.

Rated as a beta world city,[6] Houston's economy has a broad industrial base in the energy, manufacturing, aeronautics, transportation, and health care sectors and is a leading center for building oilfield equipment; only New York City is home to more Fortune 500 headquarters in the city limits.[7] The Port of Houston ranks first in the United States in international waterborne tonnage handled and second in total cargo tonnage handled.[8]

Also I guess we have Dallas.
I actually think we would do well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Texas

>> ^MaxWilder:
Looking forward to the day Texas finally secedes. And then fails.



written by ctrlaltbleach  | 1 week ago | CH
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Texas Accidentally Bans All Marriage
I guess that means I'M FREE!


written by ctrlaltbleach  | 1 week ago | CH
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America's problem is that men sit down when they pee
*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/One-of-the-worst-sermons-of-all-time


written by ctrlaltbleach  | 1 week ago | CH
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