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ZOMFG THE SWINE FLU! (Blog Entry by rottenseed)
>> ^NetRunner:
^ Good point. H1N1 is all blankfist's fault.

Off to the FEMA camps with him!


See DFT, this is what a sense of humor looks like.


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kronosposeidon (Member Profile)
http://horrorshow.videosift.com/talk/I-just-watched-The-Midnight-Meat-Train#comment-895766


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I just watched The Midnight Meat Train... (Horrorshow Talk Post)
Kronos sees it every night.


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I heard you were looking for me. (Blog Entry by MarineGunrock)
Wishing you a safe return.


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Woman Attacks Husbands Cars With Golf Clubs
...and she still got alimony and custodial rights.


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kronosposeidon (Member Profile)
Thanks! Farted.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*quality NPR shit. I bet ya blankfist secretly donates money to PBS too.


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ZOMFG THE SWINE FLU! (Blog Entry by rottenseed)
Obama says it's a national emergency. That's all some need to hear.


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ZOMFG THE SWINE FLU! (Blog Entry by rottenseed)
I get sick maybe once a year if that. I'm with RS, if you get sick a lot as a child, your immune system is a fucking ox. I'd let it pick the H1N1 up by its pointed NetRunner ears and body slam it all over my nuts.


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Tasered In The Neck While Hands On Hood Of Car
*fear


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Congressman Alan Grayson on Afghanistan
I like what he's saying. *quality!


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Congressman Alan Grayson on Afghanistan
Does this mean you're now against nation-building, NR?


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gwiz665 (Member Profile)
Freedonia is looking more like suckdonia.


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GeeSussFreeK (Member Profile)
I will watch it soon. Thanks!

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I don't have power to sift this. If you do, please do, it is pretty great.

http://fora.tv/2009/09/23/Free-Conomics_with_Chris_Anderson



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Tymbrwulf (Member Profile)
Thanks for the quality!

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There's some *quality footage in here, but I wish this was the whole video.


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Bill Plympton sucks (Blog Entry by gwiz665)
This blog has been ignored due to the boring dribble of gwiz665.


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R O T T E N S E E D (soory ladies) (Bravo Talk Post)
Congrats on your slow and eventual achievement, but somehow I feel like congratulating you for this is about as meaningful as congratulating a baby for drooling. I suppose when VideoSift version 14.0 comes out in seven years you'll finally manage to get your crown.

Congratulations, you silly man.


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rottenseed (Member Profile)
http://blog.videosift.com/blankfist/What-was-your-costume-this-year

I went to a party. Was a ninja. Smoked some cigs. Had some beer and cider. Didn't get too drunk, which was nice as I was already nursing a hangover from the night before.

I love coke in Vegas.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
coke is a helluva drug...

what'd you do for halloween? anything fun?

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
You're a happy, lovey-dovey drunk. Haha. Gay.

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You are honestly one of the most funny on this site. Please don't be a stranger.



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Anyone into document management? (Geek Talk Post)
Oh, those exist? Damn, I've been doing it the hard way all this time. Let me know if you find a decent solution. My folder structures are typically confusing.


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rottenseed (Member Profile)
You're a happy, lovey-dovey drunk. Haha. Gay.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
You are honestly one of the most funny on this site. Please don't be a stranger.


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This is the Last Year I Trick-or-Treat in Australia (Blog Entry by dag)
In LA it's a reason to party and for chicks to dress like sluts. Which is cool, because the girls in LA typically have rocking bods, and last night at a party I saw a Pretty Woman hooker costume, and the dress was shooooort. Also plenty of cleavage bearing nurses and what other stupid themed costume that is basically a short, short skirt and a low top. "Oh look, I'm a Leprechaun because my miniskirt and tube top is green and has a clover on it."

But yeah, your kids and candy and all that, dag.


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