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'Accidental' Download Sending Guy To Prison
>> ^hollywooddigital:
Xax, you're right if you're assuming his intent was to download child pr0n in the first place. in that case, who cares? he's guilty as charged! fuck pedophiles.

Assuming he did not intend to download said material, his first mistake was to use Limewire to get pr0n! Every idiot knows 85% of Limewire is something other than what it's supposed to be and loaded with viruses. I'm sure it just wasn't a few files. He probably was getting loads of it for several months straight and watching it otherwise they wouldn't send him to prison.. think about it.

So ask yourself, why are you defending this pedo perp?

The real lesson here is, don't use Limewire to get Porn. That's it. Case closed.


I'm sorry, have you been named judge, jury, and executioner without my knowledge? I sure hope not, especially if you've made up your mind that this guy is guilty based on the flimsiest of evidence and a local news clip.

I won't apologize for having respect for the notion of reasonable doubt and due process. Here's hoping you never find yourself being wrongly accused of breaking the law. Scratch that - I hope you do; we'll see how long that blind trust lasts.

You can start to purge your ignorance by watching 12 Angry Men. It seems to me that 12 Italian jurors would've benefited from watching the film as well.


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Is this the best, or the worst game ever?
Was this mo-capped at my family's Thanksgiving?


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'Accidental' Download Sending Guy To Prison
What a horrible situation. The first mistake was allowing the FBI access without a warrant, and the second mistake will be pleading guilty. There's no way anyone with a grain of understanding and reason could not have reasonable doubt in this case. What the hell is wrong with the FBI?


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"Why Bank Of America Fired Me"
Whew, the stench of self-righteousness from anti-capitalism crybabies is overpowering.

While it would be nice if the bank assisted certain customers on compassionate grounds, it has no legal or moral responsibility to do so. My credit is shit, but it's my own fault. People need to take responsibility for their own spending. Bad things happen in life, of course, but that doesn't absolve them of their responsibility. I'm not a heartless bastard; that's just the way life is.

Customers need to know the terms of their agreement with their lender, and employees need to know the policies and expectations of their employer. If you have a problem with those terms and policies, go elsewhere. It really is that simple.

People bitch about how evil the bank is. They're providing a service that people seek. These "evil corporations" allow people to buy things they may otherwise not be able to afford, like cars and houses. Perhaps they'd prefer to ride a bike and live in a tent, but then I suppose they wouldn't be asking the bank for help. You may not like their fees, interest rates, or how inflexible they are, but if you signed on the dotted line, deal with it.


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Rotating Kitchen Art Piece
>> ^ctrlaltbleach:
is that celery on the floor?

I was thinking green onion.


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Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed 2
Maybe he has a new microphone.


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Rotating Kitchen Art Piece
Oh shit, get the mop! See, this is why I never rotate my kitchen.


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The Office US - Stanley blooper
>> ^eric3579:
We get what?

To go home.

I wish they would air a second weekly episode of just bloopers.


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Zach Galifianakis is Nathaniel Buckner
>> ^joe2:
this was the very best part of the movie Comedians of Comedy


Thanks for the warning. Nah, I like Galifianakis, but this didn't make me laugh.


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Olbermann's Worst Person In The World 11/30/09
Perino's a disgraceful human being.


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Sex Offender Shuffle
They had me guessing for quite a while... very nicely done. I especially like how it cuts out after Sam Pound's arm thrust.


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Warehouse Pallet Truck Show-Off
Oh gosh, my sides hurt. Thanks for not spoiling the ending.


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My Mom's On Facebook
What's this a parody of?


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4-way Auto-Mario: Queen (Don't Stop Me Now)
Great nominee for a "way too much time spent making something pointless and boring that some sifters think is the best thing since sliced bread" award.


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Inappropriate Soundtracks - "Awakenings"
Awesome movie... Robin Williams at his best.


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Robin Williams Talking About Getting Owned in COD
It must suck to have to pretend laugh at everything Robin Williams says. You'd think he'd know he's not terribly funny and cut it out.


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Fox News survery reveals 193% support for the top 3 hopefuls
Buy a calculator, morons.


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Japanese Hentai video game "Real Kanojo" benchmark and demo
Are there really enough fuckin weirdo pervs to fund this sort of shit?


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Amy Goodman detained & questioned about 2010 Olympics
By the way, why does the Canada Border Services Agency get to decline comment? We fucking own them, so why aren't they accountable to us? We deserve to know why this happened. And no, saying they can't discuss the ordeal as a matter of national security won't work up here.


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Amy Goodman detained & questioned about 2010 Olympics
This is pretty disgraceful. As a Canadian, I'd like to know what the fuck is going on.


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