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Help with a title...

MycroftHomlz (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/MycroftHomlz) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:57:35 -0700

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"It's Called EpMotion" was promoted with the request that change the title...

http://www.videosift.com/video/Its-Called-EpMotion

I have never been one that was good at titles. So please give me some help.

- MycroftHomlz

I make ♠!

NordlichReiter (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/NordlichReiter) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:58:01 -0700

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♠♠♠♠

Can you make spades?

♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠♠

POWER!!! over 9000!

- NordlichReiter

legacy0100 Hits 100

choggie (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 08:39:08 -0700

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This just in, Koreans kick ass!!!

- choggie

legacy0100 is about to go goes *100

laura (http://laura.videosift.com) — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 22:52:39 -0700

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"king of the understated title"™ should be congratulated soon...just FYI
edit:
See my comment below explaining the stupid thing about understated titles, and please know that I didn't mean to complicate things party-wise , I just didn't want it to even remotely go un-noticed for a minute, because I happen to think legacy0100 has great taste and is one of my fav sifters!
so, party over here too:
http://comedy.videosift.com/talk/legacy0100-Hits-100

- laura

Cows Get Methane Trapping Backpacks in Global Warming Study

fizziks (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/fizziks) — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:09:59 -0700

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I read this story:

http://www.physorg.com/news135003243.html

and thought others might find it interesting/amusing.

Global Warming researchers in Argentina are equipping cows with backpacks designed to trap the cows' methane emissions. Check out the link for an awesome cow pic...

Wild Facts:

With over 55 million cows, Argentina is among the top beef producers in the world.

The average cow produces 800-1000 liters of "emissions" PER DAY (mixed gasses, not just methane).

Methane is 23 times more effective than carbon dioxide at trapping heat in the atmosphere.

Initial results indicate that 30% of Argentina's green house gas production could be from cattle.

- fizziks

Heard any good jokes lately? (Possibly NSFW)

kronosposeidon (http://kronosposeidon.videosift.com) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:26:44 -0700

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Outside of the couple of jokes I'm about to tell, I haven't heard any good jokes in a while. Please share some here. Whoever posts the funniest joke, i.e., the one that gets the most votes, will get one promote from me. And who knows, maybe you'll get an applauded comment out of it too. My criteria for upvoting is simple:

1. It has to make me laugh, and
2. It has to be new to me. Even if it's a 90-year old vaudeville joke, if I haven't heard it before and it makes me laugh, you get my upvote.

You all can decide your own upvoting criteria, of course.

I hope I'm not opening a can of worms with this. I don't care if the jokes are dirty. Usually those are the best ones. But please, if you have a joke that you wouldn't tell at a black night club, salsa concert, gay pride parade, or anywhere in Israel, then don't tell it here. You catch my drift.

Okay, now with the jokes. Snoozedoctor told me this first one:

Man's wife is in a coma in the ICU. Nothing has worked for her. The doc takes the husband aside and says, "we've tried everything. Nothing has worked. However, sometimes if you perform oral sex on them, they snap out of it. Are you willing to try it?"
The husband says, "of course, if you think it will help." So, he walks in and they draw the curtains to give them privacy. A minute or two later the EKG flat-lines. She codes and dies. The doctor says "I don't understand, what happened."
The guys says, "Well I'm no doctor, but I think she choked to death."

This next one Kuga told me:

What starts with a C, ends with a T, and emits a thin whitish fluid?

...a coconut.

Okay, now make with the funny.

- kronosposeidon

George Carlin is in Heaven!

Fjnbk (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/Fjnbk) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:57:54 -0700

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How do I know this? Because the ALMIGHTY himself has spoken.

http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/2008/06/30/ask-god-june/

You should bookmark God's blog. Might save you in the future.

- Fjnbk

THE GOODBYE CRUEL SIFT THREAD!!!!

dystopianfuturetoday (http://dft.videosift.com) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:37:49 -0700

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This thread is for anyone else who wants to post a GBCW diary so as not to clog up the sift talk with anymore self important acrimony.

....or....

...you could just leave quietly with your class and dignity still intact.

Your choice.

- dystopianfuturetoday

Republican Hypocrisy Lives! Larry Craig still kicking

winkler1 (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/winkler1) — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:15:11 -0700

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Good gawd, are they on Jay Leno's payroll?

Two United States Senators implicated in extramarital sexual activity have named themselves as co-sponsors of S. J. RES. 43, dubbed the Marriage Protection Amendment. If ratified, the bill would amend the United States Constitution to state that marriage "shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman."

Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID), who was arrested June 11, 2007 on charges of lewd conduct in a Minneapolis airport terminal, is co-sponsoring the amendment along with Sen. David Vitter (R-LA).

Craig, who entered a guilty plea to a reduced charge of disorderly conduct, was detained and charged for attempting to engage in sexual activity with a male undercover police officer. His arrest and plea became public two months later. At that time, Craig attempted to withdraw his plea and enter a new plea of not guilty. To date, his efforts have been denied by the courts.

In July of 2007, Vitter was identified as a client of a prostitution firm owned by the late Deborah Jeane Palfrey, commonly known as The DC Madam.

With a Democratic controlled Congress it is unlikely the bill will be brought up for a vote in either the Senate or House of Representatives.

A voice mail left for Craig spokesperson Susan Irby went unreturned. Attempts to contact Vitter's press secretary Joel DiGrado were unsuccessful.

http://pageoneq.com/news/2008/CraigVitter_0627.html

- winkler1

Favorite Carlin Quotes

Ryjkyj (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/Ryjkyj) — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:55:01 -0700

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OK, I know that not everybody is into him but I would like to hear some favorite George Carlin quotes. I'm not saying you have to pick your #1 of all time, that would be impossible for me but I've been sharing some with friends over e-mail and I'd like to hear yours.

Here's mine:

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”"

- Ryjkyj