Comments for "Age of Conan -- Zero Punctuation Review" Video at VideoSift.com

By Zifnab

Zifnab (http://zifnab.videosift.com) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:35:09 -0700

*british *downunder

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:35:12 -0700

Adding video to channels (British, Downunder) - requested by Zifnab.

By Zifnab

Zifnab (http://zifnab.videosift.com) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:37:48 -0700

*nsfw

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:37:48 -0700

This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by Zifnab.

By Farhad2000

Farhad2000 (http://farhad.videosift.com) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:03:34 -0700

look now you made Zifnab cry

These are starting to suck

By arvana

arvana (http://arvana.videosift.com) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:15:10 -0700

I'm just happy to FINALLY get to submit one of these first!

By syncron

syncron (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/syncron) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:25:17 -0700

I hate how he says muh-mor-puh-guhs -.-

By xgabex

xgabex (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/xgabex) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:32:40 -0700

I liked it. Too bad I couldn't submit it myself.

By thinker247

thinker247 (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/thinker247) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:51:05 -0700

You should have seen my reaction when I learned that only Bronze Diamond or above can post these directly. I was staring at the embed code, wondering why it wouldn't work. *shakes fist at your diamond*

Don't let Zifnab burn you to a crisp, human.

>> ^arvana:
I'm just happy to FINALLY get to submit one of these first!

By videosiftbannedme

videosiftbannedme (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/videosiftbannedme) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:01:53 -0700

>> ^syncron:
I hate how he says muh-mor-puh-guhs -.-

Yeah, what the hell was that? Does that mean I like playing FiPS? Too bad I'll be looking at prawn later. Oy vey, please don't let this be the next fad.

By Razor

Razor (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/Razor) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:09:36 -0700

I miss the old intros =P

By thinker247

thinker247 (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/thinker247) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 13:48:44 -0700

To anyone who hates the way he pronounces MMORPG, think of this: he repeats it about a hundred times in three minutes. Would you want to repeat those initials at that rapid pace for three minutes? Your tongue would rip itself out of your mouth and languish in a bloody mess on the floor.

By gwiz665

gwiz665 (http://gwiz665.videosift.com) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:29:09 -0700

thinker247, you only need gold to embed it now.

These are declining in quality, I think. The standardization of the intro/outro was the first sign of that. It's still better than most other reviews, though.

By Payback

Payback (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/Payback) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:30:09 -0700

>> ^syncron:
I hate how he says muh-mor-puh-guhs -.-

It's quicker than saying dark-pit-of-addictive-home-wrecking-crap-that-you-get-to-pay-for.

By BoneyD

BoneyD (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/BoneyD) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:50:40 -0700

While everyone else has moved on to just calling them 'em-em-ohhs', I think he's sticking to the old pronunciation just because it pisses people off.

By NetRunner

NetRunner (http://netrunner.videosift.com) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:34:50 -0700

We should probably start a pool on what the next game will be that he has something nice to say about.

The last one was what, GTA 4?

I'm thinking he'll get a kick out of Fallout 3's weapons and setting, but hate the gameplay to pieces.

He might like LittleBigPlanet, if they can convince him to review it at all.

By Selektaa

Selektaa (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/Selektaa) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:03:45 -0700

First ZP I haven't upvoted... to paraphrase Harvey Dent "You either die an internet legend or live long enough to become an irrelevant hack"

By poolcleaner

poolcleaner (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/poolcleaner) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:55:55 -0700

The music at the beginning makes me sad.

By charliem

charliem (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/charliem) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:27:32 -0700

Just fired off an email to him.

Bring back personalised intro/outro music.

The new cookie cutter crap they have you playing at the start / end of your pure awesome videos is enough to make a grown man cry....or so im told >.>.

On behalf of gamers within 1m radius of my chair, we demand a return to relevant, and awesome mood-setting music for your ZP vids.

/fin.

By dannym3141

dannym3141 (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/dannym3141) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:29:13 -0700

Couple of things:
1. I don't know how this stuff works in any country at all, but perhaps there's some sort of issue going on where people are demanding recompense for their song being used? Something like that? Meaning they have to use a piece of music that they know they're allowed to use every single time instead of paying royalties for 15 seconds of music.

2. It's a bit unfair saying he's losing it, it's getting crap, whatever. Think of the shelf life of this sort of thing. It's a novelty, if every review had been done in this way for 50 years, it'd be the normal way of reviewing and only funny for the VERY rare original and stunning 1-liner. Give the guy a break, it's as funny as it ever was with the exception that he's trying not to recycle his old stuff. To be able to write between 2 and 6 new one liners per video per review is QUITE an achievement and is probably "prolific" for a comedy writer.

By Krupo

Krupo (http://krupo.videosift.com) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:42:53 -0700

lol, all-nude gaming server, awesome. Glad they cut down on the length of the idiotic ads. Only 50 seconds? I'm still going to label it a *commercial.

As to the music, the "it's copyrighted and he's popular, so he can't use the mainstream music thing" is no doubt true - but surely he could get something that DOESN'T suck.

Maybe he's friends with the music guy and doesn't want to hurt his feelings.

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:42:53 -0700

Adding video to channels (Commercial) - requested by Krupo.

By Thylan

Thylan (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/Thylan) — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:26:03 -0700

>> ^Farhad2000:
look now you made Zifnab cry

These are starting to suck

This is actualy the first one ive felt like voteing up in quite a while.

By RadHazG

RadHazG (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/RadHazG) — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:42:27 -0700

for reasons unknown i cant seem to get this to load. nooooooo! these are some of the funniest things i get to see damn it. went to the site and none of the others load either for some reason. anyone?

By White

White (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/White) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 07:51:27 -0700

i just can't wait for the Spore review.

By gwiz665

gwiz665 (http://gwiz665.videosift.com) — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:01:33 -0700

The spore review would be something similar to a Black and White review
It's a great concept, but gameplaywise it's gonna fall to the ground fast. At least that's my prediction.

By therealblankman

therealblankman (http://comedy.videosift.com/member/therealblankman) — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:32:29 -0800

seems to be *dead

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:32:29 -0800

This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by therealblankman.