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KnivesOut Member Profile  Birthdate: February 25th, 1972 (37 years old) Bio: Member Since: 2006-11-08 Last Power Points used: 2009-11-13 • Available: now Max Power Points: 1 • Get More Power Points Now Comments |
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Tried to unplug but they chopped off my hands,
tried to debug but they had other plans;
Tried to get help but they drugged all my frands,
Now I'm filling my pipes, automatics, and cans.
In reply to this comment by KnivesOut:
You talk like you're on the outside looking in, but whether you like it or not, you're plugged into the matrix too.
In reply to this comment by choggie:
I'm the first to admit that at times after re-reading some of my rants comes the feint odour of feminine products. I don't always speak in 3rd mate-I do tend to, on a thread that's another thematic circle-jerk like the last, and they usually involve pollitics.
Y'see, it is my unbiased observation that what most people think they know regarding how the socio-political minkfuck we have to suffer as cattle, is twisted train metal. People who are convinced they have a clue, given limited, false, or useless information bother me the most. Mind you, that's MOST people. There is no efficient way to determine the veracity of sources, content. NO WAY in the current paradigm. When something can be verified and is determined to be true, once the information has been confirmed and digested by the average joe, joe then realizes(or should realize) that the only power he has with which to respond is non-existent or ineffectual.
The talking heads are forced by their masters to perform a task; disseminating information that has been tampered with-edited to deliver a way of thinking-designed to keep the thoughtful watchers in a state of delusion and fear-structured not to deliver information profitable, wholesome, valuable or hopeful, but to keep the monkeys thinking they have a clue, and working hard at their jobbies so the machine keeps running perfectly for those who have created the nightmare we know, as modern society.
The machine is broken for all but those who run the show. You buy a new washing machine if the one you own fails to get stains off yer clothes.....don't editorialize, reminisce, or fantasize about the perfect world of working washing machines-Do this and continue to stink and look like shit when you leave the house.
I envision a world where in a brilliant flash of clear light, the entire planet's population creates an enormous "POP!".....the sound of everyone pulling their head out of each others' asses in a single moment.
In reply to this comment by KnivesOut:
Also, in regards to referring to yourself in the third person (I put some more thought into this on the way to work):
If you're talking about your VS avatar (choggie) as though he's a separate entity, then I can understand it. You're letting on that your online self is different from your IRL self, and everyone who uses forums/boards/sites/MMO games can understand the distinction between their "characters" and themselves. It's a nod to the fabrication that we all allow to exist. "This is me, but it isn't. <wink wink>"
If you're talking about you, yourself in the third person, then it just comes off as douchery. It's like you're putting your personality on a pedestal, and then asking, as a writer of a story might ask, what would this character do? "Well, choggie just doesn't do <blank>." It puts off the appearance of a calculation of message for maximum impact. You're going to say what you think choggie would say.
And in the end, isn't that just what you're accusing the talking heads of doing?
In reply to this comment by choggie:
I am not sure? What else is there to say about a choice to use or to not use a literary device when one feels so inclined? I offer a rebuttal to the pitchfork and torch crowd back on that lame news post (#9824735) which ,trumpeting the obvious and restating it ad-infinitum for what reasons beyond tree-pissing and clique-stroking, I would like to be able to stomach.
The enemy is not a dissenting observation or opinion. The enemy is anyone who offers such fare as something that is effectual, enlightening, or that nourishes the soul.
News. The pathetic drug of affordable convenience and control.
In reply to this comment by KnivesOut:
Speaking of yourself in the third person... what else is there to say?
Y'see, it is my unbiased observation that what most people think they know regarding how the socio-political minkfuck we have to suffer as cattle, is twisted train metal. People who are convinced they have a clue, given limited, false, or useless information bother me the most. Mind you, that's MOST people. There is no efficient way to determine the veracity of sources, content. NO WAY in the current paradigm. When something can be verified and is determined to be true, once the information has been confirmed and digested by the average joe, joe then realizes(or should realize) that the only power he has with which to respond is non-existent or ineffectual.
The talking heads are forced by their masters to perform a task; disseminating information that has been tampered with-edited to deliver a way of thinking-designed to keep the thoughtful watchers in a state of delusion and fear-structured not to deliver information profitable, wholesome, valuable or hopeful, but to keep the monkeys thinking they have a clue, and working hard at their jobbies so the machine keeps running perfectly for those who have created the nightmare we know, as modern society.
The machine is broken for all but those who run the show. You buy a new washing machine if the one you own fails to get stains off yer clothes.....don't editorialize, reminisce, or fantasize about the perfect world of working washing machines-Do this and continue to stink and look like shit when you leave the house.
I envision a world where in a brilliant flash of clear light, the entire planet's population creates an enormous "POP!".....the sound of everyone pulling their head out of each others' asses in a single moment.
In reply to this comment by KnivesOut:
Also, in regards to referring to yourself in the third person (I put some more thought into this on the way to work):
If you're talking about your VS avatar (choggie) as though he's a separate entity, then I can understand it. You're letting on that your online self is different from your IRL self, and everyone who uses forums/boards/sites/MMO games can understand the distinction between their "characters" and themselves. It's a nod to the fabrication that we all allow to exist. "This is me, but it isn't. <wink wink>"
If you're talking about you, yourself in the third person, then it just comes off as douchery. It's like you're putting your personality on a pedestal, and then asking, as a writer of a story might ask, what would this character do? "Well, choggie just doesn't do <blank>." It puts off the appearance of a calculation of message for maximum impact. You're going to say what you think choggie would say.
And in the end, isn't that just what you're accusing the talking heads of doing?
In reply to this comment by choggie:
I am not sure? What else is there to say about a choice to use or to not use a literary device when one feels so inclined? I offer a rebuttal to the pitchfork and torch crowd back on that lame news post (#9824735) which ,trumpeting the obvious and restating it ad-infinitum for what reasons beyond tree-pissing and clique-stroking, I would like to be able to stomach.
The enemy is not a dissenting observation or opinion. The enemy is anyone who offers such fare as something that is effectual, enlightening, or that nourishes the soul.
News. The pathetic drug of affordable convenience and control.
In reply to this comment by KnivesOut:
Speaking of yourself in the third person... what else is there to say?
The enemy is not a dissenting observation or opinion. The enemy is anyone who offers such fare as something that is effectual, enlightening, or that nourishes the soul.
News. The pathetic drug of affordable convenience and control.
In reply to this comment by KnivesOut:
Speaking of yourself in the third person... what else is there to say?
In reply to this comment by KnivesOut:
*quality
In reply to this comment by KnivesOut:
Meteor Shit!!!
In reply to this comment by KnivesOut:
New profile rules so hard it hurts. Keep on rock'n, kitty-man.
In reply to this comment by KnivesOut:
He forgot to kiss the boo-boo.
In reply to this comment by KnivesOut:
Nice dancing, but not exactly a liquid robot dance, is it? I'm thinking "evolution of dance" here. It's not like that... It's more an evolution of the hippy-dance you saw ladies doing in old Woodstock vids.
m i rite?