|
| |
|
Haldaug  Member Profile  Birthdate: April 28th, 1986 (23 years old) Bio: Jazz musician. Composer. Saxophonist. Rationalist. Paramilitant atheist and a all round cognitive science guy. I bide my days in the Scandinavian utopia of Norway, battling irrationality, religious indoctrination and bad political policies. I also play the lead alto in a big band, freelance for professional bands and lead a couple of bands. Member Since: 2008-09-15 Homepage: http://havar.skaugen.name/lyder Last Power Points used: 2009-12-06 • Available: now Max Power Points: 1 • Get More Power Points Now Comments |
Subscribe Navigation
Member Stats Rank: 70 Rating: 
245 star points#1 Videos: 4 Top 15 Videos: 39 Votes Received: 7608 Average Votes Per Video: 31.44 Votes Cast: 2734 Comments Posted: 497 • browse Comments Applauded: 1 Sifted Videos: 242 Unsifted Vids: 1 Sift Talk Posts: 2 Quality Sift Talk Posts: 1 Dead Pool Fixes: 5 Public Playlists: 1 • browse Profile Views: 19919 Highest Ranked Comments Member's Highest Rated Videos |
Add comment
Comedy Videos Submitted by Haldaug
ANNOUNCING THE ROAST OF KULPIMS! Saturday Feb 20.
The time has come again for we, the jesting crew, to
pay tributetake the piss out of one of our own. This time up it'sour Gay Trekkie Roman, aka Kulpims!Why do we pay him this honour you might ask? Is it because of some extraordinary contribution he's made to the community here? Has the man fought heroically in some war overseas? Is he celebrated in the intellectual community for his witty repartee in debating the great moral and political philosophers of our time? NO I say! The reason we give him this great honour is that his name was on the list!!!
I've sifted (so to speak) through his videos and comments for insight into his personality, but came up with nothing but small brown nuggets- very much like the Lincoln Logs I used to find buried in my backyard sandbox as a child. At least I hope they were Lincoln Logs. Some interesting statistics though... He's sifted 507 videos with 12,146 votes received. This translates to a weighted average of a very low 23.9 votes per video. This means that, basically nobody gives a shit what the man posts, except his sock puppet Choggie . http://www.videosift.com/member/kulpims/published
Looking through Roman's comments you'll notice that he communicates mostly through a series of guttural noises generated deep in his diaphragm, and a series of clicks and whistles which are almost inaudible to the human ear. If you can decipher those look here: http://www.videosift.com/usercomments/kulpims.
So... we expect the usual gang of idiots to vomit their wisdom and wit all over these hallowed halls here at Parody Talk. The Roast will start as soon as I haul my hung-over ass out of the sack, promptly at the crack of 2:00 pm Pacific! It's my birthday the night before, and if you think I'm arriving any earlier than that, you're crazy!
See you here crew!
-The RoastMASTER!
In reply to this comment by Haldaug:
Thanks! You really are curating the bravo! channel.
In reply to this comment by Deano:
*promote
In reply to this comment by Haldaug:
Feynman with a theme melody! Could it get any better? No: *quality
MC: laura
Roastee: NeuralNoise
See survey here:
http://parody.videosift.com/talk/PREPARE-YE-for-the-Roast-of-neuralnoise
THE JESTER
In reply to this comment by Haldaug:
Thanks for the virtual cyber-love.
In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
Just horrible. But I upvote because I like the poster - yes, I don't care what the content is, I vote in spite of that. How's that for breaking all the rules and playing by my own rules... not even my own!