Taylor Mali reflects on letters written by his fifth and sixth grade teacher. quite the committed teacher apparently.

in the movie "Bender's Big Score", aliens trick all of humanity using internet scams to take planet earth. not having a planet anymore, they go to neptune, where in santa's workshop, they convince Robot Santa, Chanuka Zombie, and Kwanzaa bot to win back the earth.

a deleted scene from Dogma. this scene takes place when the good guys have made it all the way to new jersey, but they are being held hostage by the "evil" demon, Azrael. He is on the angels side just... more inside

for anyone who hasn't seen dogma, here's the lowdown: Bartleby (Ben Affleck) and Loki (Matt Damon) are two angels (Loki was the angel of death in egypt) who were both kicked out of heaven after deciding... more inside

this is the instrument you never knew. you'll recognize it when you hear it.

This is the story of a man who becomes aware of the matrix by inadvertently freeing his mind and setting a new world record.